There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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