Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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