what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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