Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
literally had 100 drinks last night.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
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I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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