He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize