I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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