I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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