My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
whose parrot is this?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
