I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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