glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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