Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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