I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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