No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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