When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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