It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
420 ftw
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
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