My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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