at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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