I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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