I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I s2g Iβm about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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