return my video game
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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