you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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