Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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