is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Randomize
