What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?