like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
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I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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