Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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