My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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