All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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