Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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