Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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