i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
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Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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