4 words: hood of his car
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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