Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Come on in and take your pants off
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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