You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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