**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
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