either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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