The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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