My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
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