fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Don't make out with my wife yet
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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