Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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