Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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