Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
She announced her abortion via fbk
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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