put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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