Those balls look pretty dangerous.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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