loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
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She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
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I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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