I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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