If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
tell me about the eggs
The air taste purple.
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