My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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