Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
