he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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