they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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