he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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