so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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